dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin)

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)

Fave Celeb Meme: Colin Morgan Edition → 3/5 candids (Cheers Eoin ♥)

wellcometothedarkside:

Jensen Ackles  [c]

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe  (via potteraddicted)

T

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

(Source: hankgreensmoustache)

(Source: bradzjames)

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

(Source: skttle)